This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.
Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."
epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*
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Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason
Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani
- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation
Juri yu mirekerason
Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani
- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation
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500 g calamari
1/2 cup flour
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
corianda
lime juice
2 teaspoons sea salt
szechwan peppercorns
1/2 teaspoon cracked black pepper
vegetable oil, for deep-frying
Directions
- Preheat oven to 150 degrees Celsius.
Dip calamari into the combined egg and milk.
- Combine sea salt, limejuice, corianda and peppers in a shallow bowl, and coat calamari in this mixture.
- Transfer to a plate and place in the fridge for 20 minutes.
- Heat oil in saucepan and deep-fry calamari in batches until golden brown. Drain on paper towels.
500 g calamari
1/2 cup flour
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
corianda
lime juice
2 teaspoons sea salt
szechwan peppercorns
1/2 teaspoon cracked black pepper
vegetable oil, for deep-frying
Directions
- Preheat oven to 150 degrees Celsius.
Dip calamari into the combined egg and milk.
- Combine sea salt, limejuice, corianda and peppers in a shallow bowl, and coat calamari in this mixture.
- Transfer to a plate and place in the fridge for 20 minutes.
- Heat oil in saucepan and deep-fry calamari in batches until golden brown. Drain on paper towels.
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