Dirty Caesar Salad

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

caesar your salad

this occurs when a girl tosses your salad and gives you a handjob at the same time

Guy 1: Did she caesar your salad too?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 3: Man, that ho is wild.

by Superflycool333 October 9, 2011

Caesar Tossed Salad

When during the process of "tossing a salad", the receiver of the salad tossing forces out a shart into the mouth of the salad tosser.

She was starting to enjoy dining in until she tried my Caesar Tossed Salad.

by BKees May 11, 2015

Ceasar Salad

The Ceasar salad takes preparation and patience, requiring saving/building up a load (of cum) for a week or two to get the full desired effect. The move is initiated by having the girl lay flat on her stomach while penetrating her from the back alternating between anally and vaginally. Pull out when close to ejaculation and cum all over her back, ass, and in her hair. Thereby covering her like a Ceasar salad with a huge saved up load. Immediately realizing that she is covered like a Ceasar salad, she will ask you to wipe it off with a towel since she can’t reach all over her back to get all the cum and she can feel it running down her sides. A true artist will not want to take anything away from his creation of a masterpiece and will refuse to clean up the crime scene while admiring his work proudly, obviously denying to wipe the cum off her with a towel. This will most likely piss her off and result in you being called an insensitive selfish asshole or similar, but it will be amusing to watch her struggle with wiping off the excessive load of cum all over her while she is getting up and leaving your place. This move is especially recommended on redheads or strawberry blondes.

Last night I covered Lisa like a Ceasar salad and she got pissed because she asked me to wipe it off her, but I refused and admired my masterpiece like a true artist. She left, but later came back for more.

by Quagmire_G January 31, 2010

Alabama Cesar salad

When in the 69 position, you titty fuck the girl while she eats out your ass

I blew my load on that bitches belly while she was eating my ass, Alabama Cesar salad alert.

by Boffa Deez May 15, 2016

Cesar Salad

A Cesar Salad is a term used when referring to a person who eats a vagina salad and a butt hole salad in the same sitting.

Comprehensive crotch region eat out.

Butt Eater

I was so horny I literally ate her entire Cesar Salad.

OMG, Mathew ate my Cesar Salad like a never ending salad buffet.

I was feeling a little kinky so I ordered the Cesar Salad.

by Waverly White November 26, 2013

caeser salad

The act of eating out an asshole after cumming inside said asshole.

I gave this girl a caeser salad but it didn't taste very good.

by Bohdar November 14, 2013