Ass caked in shit

When you shit your pants and/or don't wipe well. This leads to your ass being caked in shit due to the lack of wiping.

Jason: What is that horrible smell
Brody: Ummmm..I think I had an accident
Jaosn: What the hell happened
Brody: Well, I don't like the toilet paper here so I have not been wiping properly.Here...take a look.
Jason: OMG...You have an ass caked in shit!!!!

by poopface66666667 December 5, 2021

carked it

Someone, or something has died.

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Cracked out

The state of mind of someone who is wide awake yet mentally exhausted; usually as a result of being under the influence of stimulants for long periods of time.

Midterm exams are finally over, but now I’m too cracked out to sleep or do anything fun

by R0€K3T March 16, 2019

Caked up

Having a big booty or when someone’s butt looks fat/ good

“Daisy’s caked up!”
“Have you been working out, you’re caked up!”

by SavageWordDict. December 18, 2018

cocked ace-deuce

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

by StevieJT July 28, 2009

half-cocked

Entering a situation without being fully prepared.
Origin: Muskets and revolvers have a lowered, half-cocked, and full-cock position for the hammer. During loading, the weapon is brought to a half-cock. The weapon must then be brought to a full-cock to be used. Forgetting to cock the weapon leads to it being unprepared for combat.

The boxer did'nt do any research on his opponent, and went off half-cocked to fight somebody twice his size.

by moniker19 January 21, 2009

candy cracked out

After playing candy crush all day the individual can not fall asleep due to visuals of candy dancing in your head

Im all candy cracked out and didn't sleep at all last night every time i close my eyes all i can see is that fucking game!

by rtrmike November 11, 2013