CAB

Acronym for Choke A Bitch. Introduced to mainstream by Wayne Brady during a skit on "Chappelle's Show"

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to Choke A Bitch?

by Philipp August 24, 2005

Cab

Cab- its a nickname for people who are CRAZY ASS BITCHES.(CAB)

Hey Shayna, youre a Cab !

by Christineey January 5, 2009

CAB

short for Crusty Ass Bitch: dirty/skanky/slutty bitch that is used up or been around.

This club sucks, it's CAB central up in this bitch. looks like hookers get in free tonight!

by sjhdjhjbhdbjhjk December 23, 2009

cab

crazy ass bitch; used often by people to call someone usually of the female sex to describe her as a psycho ho.

Wow, that slut is a cab.

That cab wanted me to be home at 10.

by Steven Scheibe April 27, 2007

CAB

CAB is a Cute Asian Boy. Used for an Asian guy between 16 and 30 who is hot. Can be nerd hot, but the guy must have a good haircut /style.

Giselle: Did you see that guy by the door? His hair is gorgeous.
Maria: Yeah, what a CAB!

by Kohlsong February 27, 2009

CABS

Community-Acquired Snark and Bitchiness -- commonly caused by hanging out too long on snarky forums and communities like TWoP, OhNoTheyDidn't, Go Fug Yourself, etc. Causes prolonged periods of bitchiness, snark and sarcasm.

"Man, you totally caught a bad case of CABS over there at ONTD. You need to stop going there."

by MizPlunderBunny October 19, 2008

CAB

Acronym for "Cute Awkward Boy", referring to the type of guy, typically (but not necessarily) of the emo persuasion, whose presence almost demands an "AAWWWWW!"
Once a boy discovers he is a CAB, he may intentionally play up his awkward or goofy qualities and/or facial expressions so as to draw the attention of teenage girls.

Example 1
girl 1: "I love Jack Barakat of All Time Low."
girl 2: "I know, he is such a CAB."

Example 2
girl 1: "Did you see that CAB over by the merch table?"
girl 2: "I just wanted to grab him and pick him up like a baby!"

by ChristopherMike December 24, 2009