A term from the latest south park episode, "It's a Jersey Thing". It basically means vagina. Pussy.

But, don't expect it to make sense. It's... it's a jersey thing.
Her muff cabbage smells like rotting fish...
by CosmicEggplant October 16, 2010
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It's a Jersey thing.

south park episode of "It's a Jersey thing."
Stan: ...What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a...It's a Jersey Thing
by S3V October 15, 2010
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You don't ever - ever - you wackjob prostitution whore. You probably sell your muff for 6 dollars. You fucking psycho bitch. Fuck you! You're nothing but garbage. That's what you are! You're garbage! You sick old woman muff garbage. Muff Cabbage!
by Chetchez October 21, 2010
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Type of vagina that smells like cabbage and a assortment of "meat flaps" petruding from the clitoris. Usually found in jersey girls
That chick I fucked last night had mad muff cabbage!
by Zzkconncar October 16, 2010
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(as heard on South Park) an unsightly looking vagina, by conventional standards, encompassed by: 1) oversized inner labia that is overgrown and wrinkly, resembling large cabbage leaves, and 2) an unkempt/untrimmed bush.
She had a bad case of muff cabbage, but since she got waxed now she only has some crazy roast beef curtains.
by MHG13 October 16, 2010
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A gross vagina. Which makes perfect sense considering "it's a Jersey thing"
Tiffani: What the fuck is a muff cabbage?

Kyley-D: It's a Jersey thing.
by AEPi Guy October 14, 2010
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