Cum Cannon Express

A guy ejaculates into someones ass they fart before the penis is out and it gets all over the penis which then spontaneously combusts

Your mother sent me to the ER from a Cum Cannon Express

by HornyTitLicker June 15, 2010

Cum cancer

Cum cancer is when your cum turns into a solid and permanent rash. It's called cum cancer because it occurs when someone cums on you, if they have the desise, that cum will make a permanent marke/tumor on the person's skin

Tom gave Alana cum cancer

by N_E_K June 13, 2016

Cum Canyon

A man that is dedicated to being in love with semen/cum so much that they can fill up a canyon.

"Man, that John is such a cum canyon, he drinks it all the time."

by Dartgnan July 21, 2020

cum canoe

When u cum in a girls ass crack and it just sits there

Bo pulled out of Ceirra and totally cum canoed her man

by Mcfluffin November 3, 2013

Cum Cans

Cum Cans are old beer cans that sit around the house and there sole purpose is to collect semen. This is done for various reasons.

Dude. You are so lucky you work at MidEvil Times so you can have cum goblets. Us broke son of bitches gotta make due with cum cans!

by queen of the unicorn,her grace August 17, 2010

Cum Cancelling

Sexual practice of cancelling your ejaculation.

"Shessh I no longer desire a bust; I believe a cum cancelling is in order"

by Bill&Frank January 30, 2023

cum cancer

testicular cancer

Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer

by cumdragon April 8, 2015