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Sperm Crusher 

Female who believes that her vaginal canal is too sacred for sperm to travel through while seeking moments of pleasure found by receiving hot fecal matter shat upon her boobs in the middle of sucking a cock to chew or crush the sperm as it exits the penis so she knows it has not penetrated her puun. "Definition of a researcher from the UTHSC in San Antonio Neurology Lab"
After their romantic fondue dinner, Sergio and Sonya headed back to their hotel room where Sergio's raging shits turned into a second course of fondue for Sonya. She wanted dessert so the "sperm crusher" sucked his cock to make the topping for her sundae which cannot be found at Baskin Robbins.
Sperm Crusher by Da Carpenter April 27, 2011

National Hold crushes hand day

On this day you get a freebie to go up to your crush and hold their hand
It’s national hold crushes hand day, so can I hold yours?

pussy crusher 

Synonym for an active dick, penis, cock.
At the urinals:
Gabe: you call that thing a weiner?
Chris: no, I call it a pussy crusher.

Later in the day.
Kat: my boyfriend Gabe has one huge pussy crusher.
pussy crusher by DirtyNagsStain November 28, 2013

Dance Hall Crashers

An amazingly great ska band from the 90s which was fronted by two great *shock* female singers.

They were formed by Tim Armstrong and Matt Freemanafter Operation Ivy disbanded but left shortley afterwords.

They broke up for a little while but re-united but haven't recorded anything in a few years.
Ska is good. Don't forget it.
Dance Hall Crashers by Idiot Paranoia September 10, 2004

Legend Crashers 

The act of crashing with gay people with an objective to make straight people mad. The act can include, crashing a party, crashing an orgy, or just loving peanuts and spreading peanut butter all over your bumhole.
Did you know we had some legend crashers last night at Jesse's party? They kept hitting on his bum bum. He was so mad

Dream Crusher

A person who attempts to discourage or stands in the way of someone else pursuing their dream.
Audrey was a dream crusher, when she crushed Connors dreams by telling him he would never be able to do it.