At the urinals:
Gabe: you call that thing a weiner?
Chris: no, I call it a pussy crusher.
Later in the day.
Kat: my boyfriend Gabe has one huge pussy crusher.
Gabe: you call that thing a weiner?
Chris: no, I call it a pussy crusher.
Later in the day.
Kat: my boyfriend Gabe has one huge pussy crusher.
by DirtyNagsStain November 28, 2013