Crouch spamming

Only defined by one word gay

This crouch spamming ash main just killed me aka the gay ash main killed me

by D4hsh March 19, 2021

Karachi crouch

noun: Diarrhoea or dysentry contracted by inflicting spicy Pakistani or Indian food upon an unconditioned constitution.
See: Delhi belly, Montezuma's revenge, The Sepia Mutiny, Traveller's Trots

Montezuma’s revenge and Karachi crouch, just two of the more publishable synonyms for traveller’s diarrhoea, is an almost universal experience for those travelling to more exotic parts of the world.

by Shambly Hermit January 23, 2005

Slimey Crouch

When you order a drink at the bar, and as the bartender is fixing it you masturbate on the bar

Man that bar was so bad I left them with a slimey crouch as a tip

by Savage McSavageson February 9, 2019

hog-crouch

When a human crouches upon all four limbs, forearms to the ground (or bed), and their rump is aimed up at the sky like a prized pig exposing the undercarriage.
To Hog-crouch, hog-crouching.

To Hog-crouch, hogcrouching.

As I came back into the bedroom, I found Sally hog-crouching on the end of the bed.

by hc22 November 17, 2019

Peter crouch

Extremly tall football (soccer) player, Ridiculed for his gangly apperance by many, has become cult hero for his now legendary robot.

He's Big, He's red, his feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

by ric flair July 29, 2006

Crouching Cougar

A sex position/move where the male crouches down on the bed, and then leaps onto his partner, forcing his erect penis into the partner's rectum while scratching their back.

I used the crouching cougar on Nikki last night.

by Rontarleb November 13, 2011

Peter Crouch

Without doubt, the finest footballer taller than eight feet in the universe. With an uncanny knack for unravelling his telescopic legs Peter Crouch was able to dominate world football for a generation, winning the FA Cup in 2006, the English League in 2008, the world cup in 2010 and becoming president of the Galaxy a short time later. Peter Crouch is a hero of our time.

Let's gan down t'kop and cheer Peter Crouch

by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006