Cretin 

A completely irrelevant mope of a douchebag. Cretins possess exceptionally low intelligence and street smarts, are aroused by bathroom humour and above all love to play idiotic practical jokes. A cretin is generally reared in either a rural or suburban setting and therefore lacks many social graces necessary for sexy urban life. A cretin left to it's own devices eventually implodes in on itself. Cretins require excessive amounts of ritalin and/or Flintstones chewable vitamins. Finally they tend to respond to the name Dave.

That fucktard Dave is such a cretin. He put gunpowder in all the ashtrays at the kegger over at the Cardinal Apartments last night. What a douchebag.

Cretin by Alfonso T. Watt May 11, 2010

cretin 

A religious right asshole.

Those damn cretins are trying to take over our country!

cretin by orbs April 28, 2005

Cretin 

An absolute fucking idiot.

Or someone who has physical disabilities.

Aaron Nevin is such a cretin.

Cretin by IHaveABaldDad May 4, 2018

cretin 

1. in medical circles, someone who has a thyroid problem which results in the condition known as cretinism. It may also result from bad environmental factors.

2. a thick-headed dunce, a total dumbbutt. You can tell a cretin something and it NEVER sinks in. An absolute numbskull.

1. ... There's no stopping the cretins from hopping.
Creeee-tin!
Creeee-tin! ...

One-two-three-four!
All good cretins have some more!
Four-five-six-seven!

All good cretins go to heaven!

"Cretin Hop" - RAMONES

2. When I was in high school the TV show "Entertainment Tonight" debuted and was something to talk about at the lockers. Now that show is pure trash, it's for cretins.

cretin by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 29, 2009

Cretin 

Word which describes a quite ugly person. Those posessing drastic and distinctively noticeable ugly characteristics will be given the title of a cretin. Word origins from the dictionary yet has been made famous by those inhabiting the King's Hospital School, particularly the members of the 5th Form.

"You know that guy Emmet Hughes"
"Ye wat about em?"
"The state of em. Absolute cretin!"
"Chyeaaaa"

Cretin by Paul Lawson February 21, 2009

Cretin 

Someone who hangs about mainly in a football club, or park. They drink White Ace cider and tend to wear alot of checkers.

Cretins like this are on the dole and use all of their money to buy white ace cider. Often they tick alchol from the shop untill their parents/nan gives them more money

They have 1 best friend (who is equally a cretin) who will worship the ground they walk on and do everything they are told to do.

Cretins are always drunk and play drinking games. They cause trouble on the streets and everyone laughs at them. Cretins do not realise they have a problem or that they are being laughed at. They think they are just having fun and there is nothing wrong it what they are doing. They also take no pride in their personal appearance and tend to look like woody out of "this is england"

doc martins
white ace
checkers
football club
rock music
cretin

Cretin by anonymous_355321 April 10, 2011

cretin 

a murderous piece of shit with lots of money and power

george w is a fucking cretin

cretin by bush hater biach September 20, 2004