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cranky cankles 

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.
I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!
cranky cankles by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

Cranky bull

When your girl wakes up with a huge headache due to the hangover she has attained from the night before, you slap her ass, put your dick in her butthole and hang on for the ride because she will be bucking up and down like a bull thats angry. You will achieve maximum greatness if you manage to stay on until she can't buck anymore. She will then pass out due to the overwhelming heat stroke or anxiety attack of this activity.
Dude I tried out a cranky bull on your sister this morning. She cut my cock off.

Cranky Bean 

the female form of blue balls
Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!

cranky napper

a person who wakes up from a nap so cranky they could chew their own arm off
I am so tired, but I can't have a nap because I am a cranky napper.
cranky napper by Grammy Sammy O October 11, 2014

Cranky sponko 

Your Nan showed me her cranky sponko
Cranky sponko by Cheeky donny March 22, 2019

Cranky Ass 

The same as swamp ass where your ass sweats so much it gets damp and nasty in the buttular section.
I got a serious case of cranky ass sitting in that warm chair all day.
Cranky Ass by Duke January 22, 2003