Cranky Knuckles

Someone who is very easily aggravated by years of bitterness.

He's such a Cranky Knuckles way he speaks of music now.

by Professional Kid November 13, 2015

chat cranky

chat cranky: when you unintentionally come across as agitated in an online chat or text message conversation

Kerry: Did you notice how Bill was pissed off today?
Darlene: He seemed fine when I talked to him...
Kerry: Well he said in a chat -
Darlene: Hold on a sec. He might have just been chat cranky.

by zachfree November 2, 2011

Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

Cranky Crew

A large group of supportive people who watch Crankgameplays on Youtube. We are subscribers and viewers, but we are also a family, a community, and a group of friends.

What is up my Cranky Crew? It's me, Ethan! ~intro

Side note: Read all Rick Riordan and Harry potter books. ; )

by Hermescabin11 June 9, 2017

cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

Cranky Bean

the female form of blue balls

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!

by guesswuttbubblebutt June 6, 2012

Cranky sponko

An old ladies virgina

Your Nan showed me her cranky sponko

by Cheeky donny March 22, 2019