Habeas Corpus Christi

Legal proceedings regarding events or circumstances at southern clothing-optional beach resorts.

If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.

by QuacksO February 16, 2021

Corpus Christi crop duster

When a female either farts or queefs and the gas smells like the Gulf of Mexico.

Wow Ashley is a Corpus Christi crop duster!

by John Doe357 November 4, 2013

chelsea corpus delicti

a fat cunt who is also one of the worlds biggest hipocrites, literally. often used as an online title.

wow, did you see that chelsea corpus delicti page? what a retard.

by Mr. kibbleybitts June 30, 2008

Corpus Christi, Texas

Small Port City on the Gulf Coast. One of the few cities in Texas that have a declining population (Though slowly).

Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)

Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White

Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)

Politics: Purple-Red

Corpus Christi, Texas is the great value version of Mobile, AL.

I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)

by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024

corpus christi day

definitely NOT The Feast of Corpus Christi is the Roman Rite liturgical solemnity celebrating the real presence of the body and blood of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, in the Eucharist—known as transubstantiation. It is actually in fact a day in which we celebrate the greatest city on the face of this fucking planet, Corpus Christi, TX.

“Hey Fischer, you wanna go to whataburger with me to celebrate Corpus Christi Day?”

by Seymoore Buttz May 8, 2018

Corpus Christi Blowtie

The act of engaging, with vigor, in the full penetration of a dolphin’s blowhole for sexual gratification.

Tylor: Man that dolphin was really giving me looks at the aquarium yesterday. May have to Corpus Christi blowtie it later.

by DrJay361 May 13, 2023

Corpus Bogart

How you refer to someone when they are completely sucking at life. Being unfun, a fun-ruiner, buzzkill, jackoff or just an all around lame. You can usually spot one of these people by the lack of joy in their face, permanent scowel, or constant need to suck the life and humor out of any situation.

Katie: "what's up with Jeff today?"
Amanda: "I don't know but he is sucking more then usual"
Both: "Corpus Bogart!" (High five)

by urmom123789 April 25, 2014