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cocklet

a tiny penis, or the opposite of a tripod. It can also be used as an insult.
"The Midget's ex-boyfriend has a cocklet"
by Harveer Singh July 28, 2008
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Cookleta

The 'canonrific' pairing of Season 7 American Idol contestants, David Cook and David Archuleta.
I kept watching that video of Cookleta doing handstands. Who knows what else they do when they're alone?
by wonderwall14 August 10, 2008
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cocklord

One who worships teh cock. Likes nothing more than to be sprayed in the face with man juice.
Man, that Hecate is such a cocklord
by bodhi January 19, 2003
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Cocklaphobia

A Phobia or Fear of hats or headgear, perhaps what is under them, or of wearing them.

The opposite of this would be the love or fetish of hats kapelophile which likely stems from the French words chapeau, chapeaux, chapeaus, capel or chapel which originate from the Latin word cappellum "hood, hat", the diminutive of cappa "hooded cloak", which is also where cap pulls it's original meaning from.

Thus, you could extrapolate kapelophobia or chapeauphobia, chapeauphile could just as well be valid words.. if you are creative like that, and they sound a more appropriate than... cock-laphobia

We seem to be lacking good long fancy words for hat, which is a real shame. *tips hat*
His cocklaphobia meant that he preferred to use an umbrella.
by HD6 April 30, 2012
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cocklog

A mammoth cock shaped log that comes out all at once during an epic shit that leaves you proudly shuddering.
Wow, I don't like to flush and tell, but I just shat a cocklog out of my ass. Seriously, that thing would rival most pussy pals.
by taw April 3, 2008
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Cocklean

verb: to skew, to angle, to slant.
"You cockleaned the lampshade when you bumped it! Fix it!" or "Caitlin! That doesn't look right, you gotta cocklean that table!"
by KDeck March 19, 2010
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Cockleplop

Cockleplop is an affectionate term of endearment for ones best buddy.

Also another term for an idiot.
Alright, me cockleplop...

Oh Trevor! you spilt the milk, you cockleplop...
by Grannytrevor February 26, 2011
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