Constipated German Ass Goblin

A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.

I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.

by brandon moby April 29, 2006

constipated overrated old lady

Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.

Person 1: hey, you’re cool

Person 2: thanks!

Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!

Person 2: *leaves*

by Cwass0nt June 6, 2021

Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

by djtimyd July 18, 2017

Constipated Smile

That awkward half-forced smile you flash people when you want to acknowledge them but don’t want to be bothered to follow with an actual interaction.

“Who is that guy giving you the constipated smile”?

“Oh, he’s our neighbour that just moved in”.

by Enzo Fenucci August 4, 2018

Constipated toast

It is an insult and/or a joke. It also goes along well with the word bird.

person: Hey, nerd.
you: shut the fuck up you constipated toast.
person: the' fuck did you say to me?
you: thats right you fucking bird!
(silence)

by dave829 June 16, 2011

Constipated fox

To dive nose first into a butthole, not unlike a fox diving in the snow.

"I shoved my nose on her ass! I'd never done a constipated fox before!"

by Chasingcars614 August 2, 2017

constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death

When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.

by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019