The reluctance to report a serious work issue for fear that those reading or hearing the complaint will view the issue as petty. The complainant fears that he or she will be viewed forevermore as a sniveling weasel. The result is that the issue will remain unresolved until it takes on another unrelated dimension that is extremely damaging to the workplace. At this point, another worker will report the original complaint and will be given full credit for saving the company.
Worker 1: "I think that we have to let people in HR know what Stacey and Ed have been up to. She's getting away with murder. She's using him, he's letting her and both of them are married anyway."
Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."
Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"
Worker 2: "You got it."
Worker 2: "There's no way I'm going to bring up favoritism and their adolescent extramarital dalliances to HR."
Worker 1: "Self inflicted complaint blockage?"
Worker 2: "You got it."
by Cirdellin January 15, 2010
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Man, seriously, that Conan Complaint actually worked with those head honchos? All he did was cost us 2.5 million customers!
by JayInAtlanta January 22, 2010
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1) used in medicine to identify the primary reason why one came to see the doctor
2) the leading complainer of your roommates who wont ever shut the fuck up
2) the leading complainer of your roommates who wont ever shut the fuck up
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My son's church youth group were passionate about their complaints after our bible study. Unfortunately, no one thought of contacting their government representatives. The results, only a kitchen complaint, all powerless and emotional.
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