The law of reverse compensation states that that after a given amount of time, any photo of guns or gun gear that makes its way to normies, will result in a penis or penis compensation remark. This is caused by their own cognitive dissonance due to inability or lack of ability to confidently protect or defend oneself or family.
"Look at those guys with all those guns, they obviously all have emotional issues and micropenises" example of the law of reverse compensation
by Average right wing extremist September 24, 2023
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Frank throws a bag of money labelled instant compensation through a window which would cost one thousand pounds to repair, the bag contains one thousand pounds. He therefore has paid for the window to be repaired and feels morally innocent.
by Dom i nic March 25, 2008
Get the instant compensation mug.When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.
When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.
by tactrash June 19, 2008
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by Jonathan Bass February 22, 2008
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by afackingfuggot April 27, 2016
Get the Itchy Compensation mug.The greatest bunch of hokey ever conceived as a supposedly acceptable/adequate alternative to monetary payment or actual physical labor to recompense someone for goods/services that he's provided. Even if it was agreed beforehand that the person's assistance would be performed at no cost, too many moochers take advantage of this practice by knowingly/grossly underestimating the amount of time/effort/resources that would actually be required to perform the task, and so the prospective provider is deceived into thinking that the requested task is far less arduous/involved than is turns out to be; he would likely never have agreed to provide his services for free if he'd known the true size/scope of the requested task.
Disgruntled teenager: That skinflint connivin' ol' fart Mr. Jones snookered my buddies and me into "just loading a discarded pile of lightweight foam insulation into the dumpster" for him… not only did he neglect to mention that said insulation was GLUED ONTO PANELS OF SHEETROCK which made them about ten times as heavy, but then afterwards he just gave us VERBAL compensation ---"Great job, fellas... appreciate it! Thanks! I'm really grateful for your volunteering to help out an old weak-muscled geezer like me!" --- instead of slipping us each a ten-spot, the way any decent person would do!
by QuacksO December 21, 2016
Get the verbal compensation mug.A theoretical hypothesis proposing that the universe possesses inherent mechanisms to prevent paradoxes when the known laws of physics appear to be violated at macroscopic scales. According to this speculative principle, if faster-than-light travel became possible—seemingly violating relativity and enabling causal paradoxes—some undiscovered physical mechanism would automatically activate to prevent grandfather paradoxes from actually occurring. Similarly, if energy were not conserved in some process, or if negative entropy emerged spontaneously, the universe would compensate through some other channel to maintain overall consistency. The General Law suggests that physics is not a collection of independent rules but a self-consistent system that protects its own coherence—if you punch a hole in one law, another law quietly patches it before paradox can emerge. It's the cosmological equivalent of "the universe bats last," applied to the largest scales of reality.
Example: "The physicist speculated that if FTL travel ever became real, the General Law of Physical Compensation would ensure you could never actually kill your own grandfather—not because relativity forbids it, but because the universe has backstop mechanisms we haven't discovered yet."
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