oh cock

This is a phrase used mostly by James May when something (as it inevitably does) goes wrong on Top Gear, often when an amphibious vehicle challenge leaves him spinning in circles or in the drink.

James May: Oh Cock!

<'amphibious' motorcycle falls apart halfway across lake>

Richard Hammond: LOL

Jeremy Clarkson: LOL

by BadAssGirl December 30, 2013

Cock Throttle

One who takes the full caaaaaaack down the thris-oat like a sword swallower like a Barnum and Bailey Circus show performer. Gurkle Gurkle.

*said in a spicy Boston accent* Erra that gal took deez nutz and erra my caaack like a true Cock Throttle

by British Gal 1973 January 20, 2021

cock of pepperoni

A cock of pepperoni is a measurement of a 10 inch piece of pepperoni thus making a half cock of pepperoni a 5 inch piece of pepperoni

Ex. Hey bubs would you like a cock of pepperoni? Sure Rick Ill take a half a cock

by Philadelphia Collins February 14, 2015

Cosby Cock

When you can't quite remember something but it's on the tip of your tongue.

Person 1-"I can't remember ,.......but it's on the tip of my tongue"
Person 2 "that's the Cosby Cock"

by Mcnowski February 15, 2017

Cock Mute

The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.

I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.

by SleeplessInSyracuse August 20, 2013

Cock a doodle doodoo

Anal sex with an unclean partner.

Wonda Wonderpig began better hygiene when people started calling her cock a doodle doodoo.

by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Cock-up Cascade

A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.

Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."

by Father Gascoigne January 17, 2017