clufuckle

When a clusterfuck combines with a debacle for the perfect storm of fuck-upness.

Letting Congress set their own salaries is a clufuckle waiting to happen.

by obxmar January 14, 2014

cluftery

A political correct shortening for "cluster fuckery". Can be used in a positive or derogative manner.

Derogative - to be chaotic, unorganized, without resoltuion

Positive - hanging out, fucking off, getting into trouble

Derogative: This project is full of cluftery and will never get done on time.

Positive: So what kind of cluftery are you up for this weekend?

by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007

Cufuffle

To cuddle and spoon fuck all day while leaving his penis in her all day long.

Today is a perfect to to lay and cufuffle because it's raining.
I just want to cufuffle on my day off with you.

by Mamabear0901 April 25, 2017

cluft

fluffy small white cloud I was looking at clouds trying to decribe them and cluft came to mind .I was surprised not to find it in regular dictionaries It is a hybrid of different words that came to mind at the time cloud fluffy tuft puff soft

and white clufts floated across the Heaven's blue

by Tom Crow June 18, 2019

clufen

Another word for paranoid, annoyed, confused.

1. She is a different type of clufen.
2. Why are you so clufen?

by McClufen August 29, 2019

Cufuzzled

To be confused and frustrated at the same time

I was cufuzzled during the maths exam

by Gaspos December 6, 2020

cluft

1. The mysterious clump of matter that appears, without warning, in the hairy part of the asshole.

2. Some one who has the IQ level tantamount to the aforementioned hairy asshole.

"Oh man, I was so itchy untill I found a massive cluft of God-knows-what when i went to take a shit!"

"He just lit fireworks in his pants! What a cluft!"

by dope nose September 7, 2005