CLAG

Synonym describing Cute Little Asian Girls

“That CLAG is totally my type!”

by ShadowsOfLife May 1, 2015

Clag

A very little living creature (can be used for small human or insects).

Look at that clag over here (point to a lonely little ladybug)

by Flosaure January 5, 2024

clag

A mix between slag and cunt

Mrs Smith is such a clag, she gave me 30 questions in maths

by Cjcjcjdnd March 21, 2024

Clag

The smoke coming from the exhaust of a (typically British) diesel locomotive.

Class 37: *brrrrrrr*

Man: "Holy shit, look at that clag!"

by Desiro July 24, 2025

Clag Nut Rub

Picking your Clag Nuts then rubbing them in someone else's face

Let's go Clag Nut Rub the new lad

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nutting

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair

Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nuts

Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019