Midnight Choker

Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.

Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!

by sarasplayroom.com November 4, 2009

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

by mangus May 24, 2004

Sand Mountain Choker

When the recipient of oral sex grabs the givers ears and forces their penis down the givers throat until climax. The ejaculation chokes the giver.

Every time Anthony sucks Craig's dick he gets a Sand Mountain Choker.

by BML2 October 16, 2016

chockers

Full up, no more room

that box is chockers

see also chock-a-block

by Colin m September 17, 2005

Horse choker

Having multiple stacks of money so tall they could clog the esophagus of the domesticated four-footed mammal from the equine family.

You're not a horse choker unless you have multiple stacks because you must be willing to sacrifice a stack to choke the horse and still have enough money after to choke a horse.

by aka H R Paperstacks January 9, 2020

It's chockers!

Expression to denote an extreme amount of something, especially when referencing urban traffic or traffic jams.

The one day I left for work early and... my gosh... it's chockers!

by buoya November 29, 2011

Choker

A word that described those who failed at the last minute, despite good at most of the time.

Commonly used to jeer sports like basketball, football, or wrestling.

Your basketball idol is a Choker.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 1, 2018