Charver

''Charver'' Northern English expression for poor scruffy street kid, usually dressed in trackies with designer labels, drives hot hatchback cars, and is a general menace to society.

Southern english definition ''Chav''.

You charver,or you chav

by Speedball April 25, 2006

charver

Oversized rats, that wear burbery / striped clothing, mixed with cheap sports gear, think they're hard, travel in packs...

Best way to get rid of them is use their stupidity to ur advantage. Tell them theres a a pair of rockports on their back... they'll continuously spin in circles until they eventually realise there are none

how like man like how f****n how... ya daft c*nt

by BL September 2, 2004

charver

Thick, usually short lil shits that kick people in for no reason and live on council estates. Basically the scum of Britain

Twats, absolute cunt eating twats

by Phil Waller, chav hater like all other human beings August 31, 2004

charver

charver= this is some one who believes that peak caps should be worn all year round they hate any one who are not there species (charv). if there was a time when gold was rare to cheapen it up all they need to do is tip a high charv (always the leader of the gang) up and watch the price of gold plumet,

you= thats quite good
charv= power to the max, max to the boy'o

by crw September 22, 2003

charver

Stupid Geordie uber-cunt. Characterised by shite clothes, ratty little pre-pubescent tash and incomprehensible language skills. Calls everyone radgee, drives a Nova GTE, Has the SHITTEST Nokia phone you have ever seen with a cheapo plastic Pink Panther cover on it. Alreet? Way aye man. Cunts.

Hyaaa man yaaar a proper radgee yee like. Ya daft cont.

by Ronson March 16, 2004

charver

a bully from the north east usally seen wearing bergaus, fred perry, rockport etc. Most of them arent very nice however some are intelligent, and dont cause trouble (I know a nice one). Saying that they are all nasty is predujice.

that charver is my friend

by andrew jc December 28, 2005

charver

Widely regarded as the scum of the universe, chavers maily live in the Noth-East Of England in such cities as Newcastle. I live near there, and you cant walk down the street wearing anything black without hearing 'Oi Gof git ova ere now so wes can kik ya teef in ow, ya fookan cont ow'. Chavers move around in packs, cos they are really soft as shite. They listen to new monkey and smoke everything from cannabis to oregano (yes they're that poor).

Charv: Ow man giz a tab ow
Goth: Fuck off
Charv: Oi man ya fookan cont (pulls out kitchen knife), giz all ya moneyz or ill knife yas
Goth: (Pulls out sawn-off shotgun and blows charvs head off)
Passers By: Yeh! Kill the Charvs, Kill The Charvs
Mayor Of Newcastle: I hereby give this brave goth 1 million pounds and a free holiday to the bahamas for killing that disgusting charv

by Phil August 31, 2004