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CHARITY

Tom: I fucked a big un last night!

Bob: Dude, why? I know you can pull better ass than that.

Tom: Sometimes you gotta give to charity my friend.
by bluebuffalo November 7, 2006
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She is very very beautiful in every way possible and you will love her no matter what. she is also very short but she is still amazing...
But her farts smell the worst
Who is charity?
A beautiful girl who is small.
by Jų§ť Âñą October 27, 2019
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1.Having sex with any woman over the age of 35.
2.Having sex with a fat chick.
3.Having sex with a single mother.
Ahmad Rashad & Bryant Gumbel divorce their wives...and marry old
picked over White chix.Genius!Charity work at it's best.
by TIGERSTRIPE May 31, 2006
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Chris: That Dumbass Bitch started a rumor that caused a dearly loved friend to take his life all for social media attention.

Tom: wow what a Charity.
by Hooter pooter December 22, 2014
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She will appear shy or quiet if you don't know this girl, but once you get to know her she is the coolest, most talkative, fun friend to have! She is extremely loyal and sticks with her friends through thick and thin. She loves most things, and has a passion for animals. She's quiet if you know her, sweet if you're her friend, and insane if you're her best friend. And she's much stronger than she appears, so stay on her good side!
Person 1: Charity's my best friend.
Person 2: Isn't she so sweet? I wish she'd talk more, though.
Person 1: *Goes into shock mode and then falls on the ground laughing*
by Girlonfire March 18, 2013
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The over rated corrupt political hell spawn of an "helpful and friendly place" made from the foul and amoral government to mind control famous innocent souls to do their brainwashing bidding for their sinful funds and to torture those who dare to say or think the truth.
Youtuber (Markiplier): I dyed my hair pink for charity!
The Government: *proceeds to brutally molest innocent children*
The CIA: *proceeds to hypnotize the poor to shoot innocent kids at school*
The FBI: *proceeds to make up bullshit about mental illnesses and charity helping those in need*
The ATF: * proceeds to give the hypnotized firearms and explosives, while making alcohol cause psychopathic behavior*

The DHS: *proceeds to hire terrorists to scare the people and play the victim role*
The NRC: *proceeds to purposely make nuclear plant accidents to cause death*
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 19, 2023
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ayy fam i'm tryna get all whacked out on charity
by farklee October 4, 2016
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