Is someone who thinks their so damn tuff and strong. Chaldeans usually work in gas stations and liquor stores. They usually have cadilacs and jeep trucks, they dont own these cars they can only afford to rent them. They usually walk around with their chest pumped out. All they talk about is sports and hitting MJR at night. The leaders of the Chaldeans are tonio and tommy. They run around sterling heights jumping weak ass people. Chaldeans do not fight one on one they bring their relatives up to eight generations. The only words they use are bro and my man. Chaldeans girls are so hot but when they take of their shirt, you think their black because they are so hairy. Chaldeans usually worship 2 pac and scarface. I dont know why. They usually show off their nextels they got from their uncles liquor/cell phone store. They talk to black people but when chaldeans are alone they make fun of black pople. Chaldeans hang around with albanians. Albanians and Chaldeans are very alike but Albanians steel everything they own, Chaldeans get it from their mom and dad. Chaldeans are now migrating to Arizona because the climate is like the dessert where they come from.
I seen this guy walking down the street with eighteen of his cousins. He had spikey hair like a Gotti brother and had on a fake chain. He must not of been chaldean because he did not have a nextel attached to his belt.
by BigChaldoBalla87 July 21, 2008
Or Cameldeans, these loud ass fucks think they are hard asses from Detroit, when they aren't. They are spoiled little shits who are dumber than rocks. Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here. They think they're black, when they aren't. Black people hate them for trying to be hardasses, and get their ass kicked for it. Pussies who can't fight because they need to call all their stupid cousins, who inbreed by the way, and don't fight clean because they know they'll get their ass rocked when 1 on 1. I have to constantly remind them to shut up because they aren't tough. Good ol white boys kick the shit out of them periodically to keep them in their place. Camels suck.
by Spartans! February 04, 2005
A lot of Assyrians are too proud of their roots, so they love proving that Chaldeans are really Assyrians.
Let me say, if you are Chaldean, more than likely, you are historically Catholic. The name came from the Catholic church back in the 15th century to break ties Chaldeans (babylonians at the time) from their previous ties identities to other groups. Chaldeans maintain full communion with the Pope in Rome today.
But the Assyrian population is not constrained by the Catholic religion. There are many different religious affiliations with the Assyrian identity, such as the Assyrian Church of the East, Assyrian Evangelical Church, and Assyrian Pentecostal Church, to name a few.
Assyrian Catholics and Chaldean Catholics are ancient people, and chaldeans, syriacs, and assyrians came from one people and then split off into 3 groups, but both groups have evolved, so for anyone to say we are the same people are extremely ignorant.
But let's say we are all Assyrian. Taking this information from the Assyrian International News Agency (AINA), 45% of Assyrians are Chaldeans (i.e. THE MAJORITY). The Assyrian identity proponents want a majority to change their name?
Finally, as a little anecdote, as my uncle/boss was reading the article (he is around 38 years old), he asked me "what is an Assyrian?" If that doesn't clearly illustrate to you why we shoud not change our name, then I don't know what will. If a man does not even know what an Assyrian is, how can we forge through the trenches and call him an Assyrian, something he knows nothing about?
Chaldeans can unite with Assyrians not through name change; it is completely unnecessary and irrelevant. When you say "Save Christians of Iraq" that encompasses all Christians, not just Chaldeans, Assyrians, and Syriacs. "Assyrian" is NOT a great unifier. Whoever decided to start this whole Assyrian campaign is an idiot. It is offensive, unintelligent, and based on hubris. It is the sole reason that there is a division today. I'm happy that Chaldeans aren't laying down and taking everything they are being spoon fed for face value. I am one of those THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of Chaldeans.
Chaldeans seperating from Assyrians is older from the Americans seperating from the English. Does that make Americans truly English? NO.
- H.S.
Let me say, if you are Chaldean, more than likely, you are historically Catholic. The name came from the Catholic church back in the 15th century to break ties Chaldeans (babylonians at the time) from their previous ties identities to other groups. Chaldeans maintain full communion with the Pope in Rome today.
But the Assyrian population is not constrained by the Catholic religion. There are many different religious affiliations with the Assyrian identity, such as the Assyrian Church of the East, Assyrian Evangelical Church, and Assyrian Pentecostal Church, to name a few.
Assyrian Catholics and Chaldean Catholics are ancient people, and chaldeans, syriacs, and assyrians came from one people and then split off into 3 groups, but both groups have evolved, so for anyone to say we are the same people are extremely ignorant.
But let's say we are all Assyrian. Taking this information from the Assyrian International News Agency (AINA), 45% of Assyrians are Chaldeans (i.e. THE MAJORITY). The Assyrian identity proponents want a majority to change their name?
Finally, as a little anecdote, as my uncle/boss was reading the article (he is around 38 years old), he asked me "what is an Assyrian?" If that doesn't clearly illustrate to you why we shoud not change our name, then I don't know what will. If a man does not even know what an Assyrian is, how can we forge through the trenches and call him an Assyrian, something he knows nothing about?
Chaldeans can unite with Assyrians not through name change; it is completely unnecessary and irrelevant. When you say "Save Christians of Iraq" that encompasses all Christians, not just Chaldeans, Assyrians, and Syriacs. "Assyrian" is NOT a great unifier. Whoever decided to start this whole Assyrian campaign is an idiot. It is offensive, unintelligent, and based on hubris. It is the sole reason that there is a division today. I'm happy that Chaldeans aren't laying down and taking everything they are being spoon fed for face value. I am one of those THOUSANDS upon THOUSANDS of Chaldeans.
Chaldeans seperating from Assyrians is older from the Americans seperating from the English. Does that make Americans truly English? NO.
- H.S.
Ashur (assyrians): YOU'RE ALL ASSYRIAN! WE MUST SAVE THE ASSYRIAN NAME SO WE CAN GET OUR LAND AND SAVE OUR PEOPLE!
Brando (syriacs): Okay, let's call ourselves syrian and get the land
Sargon (assyrians): NEVER!
Yousif (chaldeans): Yeah, you tell 'em, Brando!
Brando (syriacs): Okay, let's call ourselves syrian and get the land
Sargon (assyrians): NEVER!
Yousif (chaldeans): Yeah, you tell 'em, Brando!
by swedennnnnnnnn September 04, 2008
A chalden is originally descended by an Assyrian back in the day around 2000 years ago. To give you a quick history lesson, there were 2 Assyrian brothers who were fighting another army and during the war, one of the brothers basically dogged the other and made his own cult called Chaldeans (chaldos). True Assyrians reference them as 'dogs' and they are the most hated and are deserving of it. if you identify yourself as Chaldean, you are 100% likely to be married to your first cousin and only give a shit about money and about materialistic items. if you know anyone that is Chaldean, their parents probably hate you and their kid is a defect because of the genettic mutation your get when fucking your first cousin.
If you are friends with a chaldo, I personally notify you to immediately stop being their friend
If you are friends with a chaldo, I personally notify you to immediately stop being their friend
by real Assyrian March 23, 2019
I am not American or Chaldean. There are a few things I've come to known while being in the USA.
*Its true, some white people (and some black ) don't like Chaldeans.
*Some Chaldeans don't like white people.
*That's just life - everybody can't like everybody!
But... it's a fact that most Chaldean people are hard working people! And they deserve every cent that comes their way (some young Chaldeans help support of their whole family at home) SO WHAT if some of them or their dad's own liqour stores or gas stations! ( "Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here." ) You get your gas there and buy liqour form them every weekend...!
"SPARTANS" You remind me... no you are AMERICAN JEALOUS WHITE TRASH! You call then "CAMELS" , i call you a COWARD!
I would really like to see you say SHUT UP to a Chaldean - IF I can still see you after that... LOL! In your dreams LOZZZZER! Face it you are the only PUSSY here!
I don't understand why people don't get this! 90% Of Americans have German, Italian, African ect. in their family tree! ( backround ) That means if you only want "pure americans" here... sorry to say there would be maybe 3 left in this country! Yes, they are AMERICAN citizens AND SO ARE some Chaldeans (arabs) that's born here!
If you want to blame someone, BLAME SADDAM HUSSEIN! HE is the reason some Americans do not like Chaldeans(arabs). Because some STUPID Americans think if you are any kind of middle eastern person - YOU are "bad!" Some people dont even know that arabs can be MUSLIM or CHRISTIAN! Saddam Hussein is the reanon that some Chaldeans (Arabs) had to leave the Middle East (Iraq) to come to the USA - that's not so great by the way!
A few last word for you "SPARTANS" and others like you! Chaldeans (Arabs) are getting more and more in DETROIT and all over the USA - DEAL with it! YOU might be working under a Chaldean one day! I suggest YOU change your attitude!
STOP talking shit aboout CHALDEANS - you might get your ass kicked by an CHALDEAN and his cousins HECK make it the whole family! LOL
*Its true, some white people (and some black ) don't like Chaldeans.
*Some Chaldeans don't like white people.
*That's just life - everybody can't like everybody!
But... it's a fact that most Chaldean people are hard working people! And they deserve every cent that comes their way (some young Chaldeans help support of their whole family at home) SO WHAT if some of them or their dad's own liqour stores or gas stations! ( "Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here." ) You get your gas there and buy liqour form them every weekend...!
"SPARTANS" You remind me... no you are AMERICAN JEALOUS WHITE TRASH! You call then "CAMELS" , i call you a COWARD!
I would really like to see you say SHUT UP to a Chaldean - IF I can still see you after that... LOL! In your dreams LOZZZZER! Face it you are the only PUSSY here!
I don't understand why people don't get this! 90% Of Americans have German, Italian, African ect. in their family tree! ( backround ) That means if you only want "pure americans" here... sorry to say there would be maybe 3 left in this country! Yes, they are AMERICAN citizens AND SO ARE some Chaldeans (arabs) that's born here!
If you want to blame someone, BLAME SADDAM HUSSEIN! HE is the reason some Americans do not like Chaldeans(arabs). Because some STUPID Americans think if you are any kind of middle eastern person - YOU are "bad!" Some people dont even know that arabs can be MUSLIM or CHRISTIAN! Saddam Hussein is the reanon that some Chaldeans (Arabs) had to leave the Middle East (Iraq) to come to the USA - that's not so great by the way!
A few last word for you "SPARTANS" and others like you! Chaldeans (Arabs) are getting more and more in DETROIT and all over the USA - DEAL with it! YOU might be working under a Chaldean one day! I suggest YOU change your attitude!
STOP talking shit aboout CHALDEANS - you might get your ass kicked by an CHALDEAN and his cousins HECK make it the whole family! LOL
by loezie November 29, 2006
I am not American or Chaldean. There are a few things I've come to known while being in the USA.
*Its true, some white people (and some black ) don't like Chaldeans.
*Some Chaldeans don't like white people.
*That's just life - everybody can't like everybody!
But... it's a fact that most Chaldean people are hard working people! And they deserve every cent that comes their way (some young Chaldeans help support of their whole family at home) SO WHAT if some of them or their dad's own liqour stores or gas stations! ( "Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here." ) You get your gas there and buy liqour form them every weekend...!
"SPARTANS" You remind me... no you are AMERICAN JEALOUS WHITE TRASH! You call then "CAMELS" , i call you a COWARD!
I would really like to see you say SHUT UP to a Chaldean - IF I can still see you after that... LOL! In your dreams LOZZZZER! Face it you are the only PUSSY here!
I don't understand why people don't get this! 90% Of Americans have German, Italian, African ect. in their family tree! ( backround ) That means if you only want "pure americans" here... sorry to say there would be maybe 3 left in this country! Yes, they are AMERICAN citizens AND SO ARE some Chaldeans (arabs) that's born here!
If you want to blame someone, BLAME SADDAM HUSSEIN! HE is the reason some Americans do not like Chaldeans(arabs). Because some STUPID Americans think if you are any kind of middle eastern person - YOU are "bad!" Some people dont even know that arabs can be MUSLIM or CHRISTIAN! Saddam Hussein is the reanon that some Chaldeans (Arabs) had to leave the Middle East (Iraq) to come to the USA - that's not so great by the way!
A few last word for you "SPARTANS" and others like you! Chaldeans (Arabs) are getting more and more in DETROIT and all over the USA - DEAL with it! YOU might be working under a Chaldean one day! I suggest YOU change your attitude!
STOP talking shit aboout CHALDEANS - you might get your ass kicked by an CHALDEAN and his cousins HECK make it the whole family! LOL
*Its true, some white people (and some black ) don't like Chaldeans.
*Some Chaldeans don't like white people.
*That's just life - everybody can't like everybody!
But... it's a fact that most Chaldean people are hard working people! And they deserve every cent that comes their way (some young Chaldeans help support of their whole family at home) SO WHAT if some of them or their dad's own liqour stores or gas stations! ( "Your daddy own a gas station and doesn't pay taxes, now get the fuck out of here." ) You get your gas there and buy liqour form them every weekend...!
"SPARTANS" You remind me... no you are AMERICAN JEALOUS WHITE TRASH! You call then "CAMELS" , i call you a COWARD!
I would really like to see you say SHUT UP to a Chaldean - IF I can still see you after that... LOL! In your dreams LOZZZZER! Face it you are the only PUSSY here!
I don't understand why people don't get this! 90% Of Americans have German, Italian, African ect. in their family tree! ( backround ) That means if you only want "pure americans" here... sorry to say there would be maybe 3 left in this country! Yes, they are AMERICAN citizens AND SO ARE some Chaldeans (arabs) that's born here!
If you want to blame someone, BLAME SADDAM HUSSEIN! HE is the reason some Americans do not like Chaldeans(arabs). Because some STUPID Americans think if you are any kind of middle eastern person - YOU are "bad!" Some people dont even know that arabs can be MUSLIM or CHRISTIAN! Saddam Hussein is the reanon that some Chaldeans (Arabs) had to leave the Middle East (Iraq) to come to the USA - that's not so great by the way!
A few last word for you "SPARTANS" and others like you! Chaldeans (Arabs) are getting more and more in DETROIT and all over the USA - DEAL with it! YOU might be working under a Chaldean one day! I suggest YOU change your attitude!
STOP talking shit aboout CHALDEANS - you might get your ass kicked by an CHALDEAN and his cousins HECK make it the whole family! LOL
by loezie December 15, 2006
I recently read Joyce Wiswell's piece entitled "Will - and should - Chaldeans and Assyrians unite?" and I firmly believe that the identity designation of "Chaldean" should not be used interchangeably with "Assyrian.”
Many Assyrians argue that the designation of the Chaldean name is religious, and not cultural. At first, when the Catholic Church gave the Assyrian Catholics the name “Chaldean” in 1553, we shared nearly identical traits in our culture with the other Assyrians. But we are currently living half a millennium after the fact. In those 500 years, Chaldeans have developed their own dialect, traditions, and ways. Our culture is directly correlated to our religion, Catholicism. This doesn’t mean that we cannot have a culture to supplement our strong religious values.
In Michigan alone, there are 120,000 Chaldeans. I would venture to guess that 80% refuse to denote themselves as Assyrians. There’s a reason for this choice; we are no longer the same people. Our parents didn’t just decide that we aren’t Assyrians out of thin air. We’ve acknowledged ourselves as Chaldeans for centuries, and we’ve embraced our culture. It’s ours, and we shouldn’t be willing to compromise it by assimilating into an Assyrian identity. In my 18th year as a Chaldean, I’ve been criticized for not calling myself Assyrian, which isn’t only an identity I don’t associate with, but also a name that will become the end to our culture.
Examine the consequences of Chaldeans accepting ancient relations and identifying themselves as Assyrians. Already, the forced assimilation has occurred in media. A prime example is of the recently martyred Father Ragheed Ganni of Iraq, who was mentioned as an Assyrian priest killed in an Assyrian Church, with no mention of his ties to the Chaldean Catholic Church. Our Chaldean villages, like Telkeppe and Alqosh, are designated as Assyrian villages on the user-edited Wikipedia, which millions of users use as a source of reliable information. Our name is being erased, and this systematic and carefully planned Assyrianization (as I call it), will prove to be the end of the Chaldeans. We'll be remembered historically as the Ancient Chaldeans, and that's if the history books of the future don’t decide to call us Catholic Assyrians.
Assyrianization is very similar to the Arabization process. The Arab name was forced on us in Iraq. We were forced to speak Arabic, and punished when we spoke our mother tongue. Indeed, history repeats itself, and this time, it’s more subtle. This approach is proving an end to our rich culture, just by simply identifying as an Assyrian. As I’ve already illustrated, there’s so much to a name; it is not just a name.
Hopefully, Assyrian groups will not insist an identity change from the Chaldeans. It is my hope that we can work together, without forcing an identity on anyone else, in order to help our suffering people of Iraq. We’re related to the Assyrians historically, but we’re no longer the same people. We’re simply Modern Assyrians and Modern Chaldeans. We’re different. And everyone should assess the consequences of this very important issue before a culture is erased.
-Hadeer
by swedennnnnnnnn September 04, 2008