Cesar

Cesar is the type of guy to get bit in a zombie movie, but tries to hide it from the rest of the group. Oh and he has a very small dick too.

Hey dude why don’t you wanna suck my chest hair?

You’re too much of a Cesar to deserve it.

by The broom that goes boom February 9, 2020

Cesar

Cesar has a big dick most likely Asian or mexican he will change your life with his dikk game it’s strong a Cesar is either bangs 14 or crip thats what I’ve seen a person with the name of Cesar comes off as a pLayer but they really aren’t if u get to know them they probably have a soft spot for you oh and yea big dikk + great personality + loyalty = the best ngl

Cesar is the best person ever

by Selenasexy December 1, 2019

Cesar

faggot who sucks dick and does no work on projects

Damn that Cesar is gay

by tamirthenigger November 3, 2018

Cesar

A horse ass nigga who fucks his cousin

"What are you, a Cesar? Horse ass nigga"

by WeebJane May 5, 2018

Cesar

The most controlling and manipulative thing you can be. He is usually a fantastic liar with a bad beard. He is unable to grow the balls and ask a girl out. He is a bona fide cunt. When texting, his usual response is "I don't know". He is a fake comic book fanatic and always gets his facts wrong.

Cesar: I dont know if I can come to the movies!
Josh: Stop being a Cesar!

by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011

Cesar

Nigga with the longest dick in the crew who’s best pick up line is “Chop Me Up” and works every single time. Also referred as a Legend in the ranks of pimps.

Shit his name must be Cesar cause he got a long ass dick.

by KaylaP143 November 23, 2018

cesar

no life

yoo wassup hi

hiii you need something

no not really just came to say i think im a cesar lol

LOL NERD GET OUT

by NUTS4LIFE March 21, 2021