3 definitions by Charlotte Arlow Barlow
The most controlling and manipulative thing you can be. He is usually a fantastic liar with a bad beard. He is unable to grow the balls and ask a girl out. He is a bona fide cunt. When texting, his usual response is "I don't know". He is a fake comic book fanatic and always gets his facts wrong.
by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011
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by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011
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Alex: Go get me something from the backseat
Hannah: I'm not going to hoochie crawl my way back there!
Hannah: I'm not going to hoochie crawl my way back there!
by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011
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