A fluffy piece of flesh that lives in your house. There are many varieties of these small creatures, some are cool and almost act like dogs - others are just evil bastards that piss all over your house and make your life a living nightmare.
Cat Person 1: My Cat is of the nice variety and loves me every day!
Cat Person 2: My Cat is of the Bastard variety and pisses all over my house every day!
Cat Person 1: (stares akwardly)
Cat Person 2: My Cat is of the Bastard variety and pisses all over my house every day!
Cat Person 1: (stares akwardly)
by Just Another Zoomer July 07, 2020
by marie0516 October 23, 2018
A quite pleasant furry creature that vaguely resembles a meatloaf. Cats are the most intellectually superior creature on Earth. They are particularly adept at training human beings to do their bidding, and spend 18 hours a day on average apparently sleeping. What they are really doing is coming up with ways to take over the Earth while still retaining humans to make that yummy cat food for them. If cats had opposable thumbs, they, not us, would be the dominant force on this planet.
by gadjitfreek July 29, 2007
by sportyskater321 September 23, 2018
The Felis Catus is specified as a minuscule domesticated carnivore with the qualities of retractile nails, advanced flexibility, and a conical pinna and external auditory meatus. In other words, a cat is a cute, chubby purring thing good for falling asleep on your lap so you can't get up and shedding all over your brand new yoga pants.
by Alexander Hova July 08, 2013
If you heard digga d’s daily supply you might have heard the bar “left that place when (cats) called why, we all sell drugs it’s natural” the meaning cats in street terms means nitty or a crackhead or a person desperate for drugs
Teraime-“yo bro the cats callin me right now should i fake a illness and go welfare try leave school and start shotting”
Jamal-“yh bro you do that g”
Jamal-“yh bro you do that g”
by TMDviper December 30, 2020
The definitive pet.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.
They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.
They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.
by SuperSonicX November 15, 2004