Nanosecond

A nanosecond is the time that takes the red light to turn green and the car that is behind you to honk three times

cling!(Green light)
HONK HONK HONK!
nanosecond!

by jackts9999 May 04, 2009

cat

Not a dog

The UrbanDictionary. #1 definition for dog is "not a cat", soooo I found logical that a cat its not a dog..

by Jackts9999 May 04, 2009

Sailing

The fine art of getting really wet, really cold, going nowhere really fast, while spending large amounts of money

Sailing owns, though

by jackts9999 May 04, 2009

Hyena

An African mammal, ugly as hell,hairy and dirty that usually feeds on shitty corpses left by other animals, fucks once a year and yet keeps laughing.

Safari Guide : Look people, a hyena!
Tourist: Ewww, thats disgusting!

by jackts9999 May 04, 2009

cockroach

Japanese Delicatessen

I went to Japan, and ate kametashi matushi (Créme á la cockroach)

by jackts9999 May 04, 2009

Blowjob

Promotion

She gave the boss a blowjob and now she is manager

by jackts9999 May 04, 2009