Caffeine Rage

The anger that comes out of nowhere when you've had the extra 2 or 3 cups of coffee that you're body's not used to.

Did you see Jeff get all bent out of shape over that car pulling out. He's always so nice. With all the bawls bottles in his backseat...that's the look of "Caffeine Rage".

by alohaman December 9, 2008

Caffeine Spray

The unfortunate bowel movement that usually occurs after your morning coffee.

That cappucino was STRONG!!! I've gotta go hit the toilet for a caffeine spray!

by BJG83 November 28, 2010

Caffeine Hell

Being a caffeine addict and not having access to or means to procure caffeine. Usually followed by headaches, irritability, slight weakness, disorientation and possible sensitivity to light/sound.

"I ran out of coffee and I'm broke until the 15th, which is three days from now. I guess I'll be taking a little trip to caffeine hell, but on the third day I will rise again."

by sweet_sagittarius January 20, 2012

caffeine

A WAY OF LIFE!
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!!!

NEED CAFFEINE NOW!!

by Outsider Looking In October 8, 2008

Caffeine

The only drug that isn't controlled without an age limit, and is the norm to be addicted to. I've suffered from caffeineism...no fun.

Person 1: Did you get your caffeine this morning?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just be legit and get some cocktails instead.

by idolfreak002 June 13, 2011

caffeineaholic

someone who is highly addicted to caffeine and will go crazy if they go several days without it. they need caffeine like a alcoholic needs alcohol

Amber's a caffeineaholic; she needs rockstars and redbull. she went for days without caffeine i thought she would go crazy

by xxprplxhipposxx August 23, 2008

caffeine nap

When you drink coffee or caffeinated soda, then take a nap, and when you wake up in 30 mins or an hour, the caffeine is just starting to work, so you're very awake.

Ah shit, I'm totally wiped out. I stayed up until 6am at that party.
Dude, here's some coffee. Take a caffeine nap.

by Notorious R.E.D. April 10, 2007