C.A.M

Evolved acronym from H.A.M (Hard as a Motherfucker). It is when one goes as hard as Cam Newton.

Dude is going so C.A.M right now.

by FreshlyRyan December 5, 2011

C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch)

Derogatory, but accurate term for describing an obese, rude, ugly, fat, clumsy, stupid, and (did I mention?) obese woman. These creatures seem to only have a one-outfit wardrobe comprised of jeans and a XXXL sweatshirt... the least attractive combo possible. You may find them in the first 3 rows of a college lecture hall, constantly answering the professor's questions to the class, INcorrectly, much to their own embarrassment as they anticipate redemption with the next question, but don't seem to know when to cut their losses. This entity also has no personality, just semi-rude remarks, do not attempt interaction. If you get too close you may find yourself getting shouldered by this wide-load, so when out on the plains, look out for yourself.

"Dude, that damn C.A.B. (Cunt-Ass-Bitch) tried sitting next to me in Chemistry today, what a bitch, I had to fake a phone call to run out of class with my stuff, I thought I was gonna puke!"

by roguesturgeon May 23, 2010

C&A Knickers

Knickers worn by a cheap girl, with the letters C(CUNT) on the front and A(ARSE) on the back to remind them which way round to be worn!

" I could have scored last night, but when i got back to her house i found her C&A Knickers! I had to make a lame excuse to get away, FAR away."

by Samborimshot November 25, 2007

C.A.P.

Christian American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, christain female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, yet deemed the most desirable by mothers.

A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).

Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing Christian females.

"That girl is a total C.A.P.! "

by capgirl January 19, 2013

C.A.S.H

Citizens Against Street Hoodlums

C.A.S.H.-Citizens Against Street Hoodlums are citizens against street hoodlums, scumbgs, dirtbags, gangs and all other criminals. We report crime to the proper authorities.

by C.A.S.H. November 9, 2010

C.A.P.

Christian American Princess.

Bitchy, selfish, spoiled and snobby. But nice and funny to the people she actually likes. Raised in a rich household a mother striving to achieve having a "CAP daughter".

C.A.P.s enjoy shopping in designer stores and have numerous clothing items of- Louis Vuitton, Coach, Burberry, Chanel, Armani, Juicy, Lafayette, and more.

C.A.P.s are usually amazingly beautiful, with natural beauty. also enjoy flat ironing their hair, if it is naturally straight or curly- they flat iron it either way.

C.A.P.s they love having boyfriends, and are great girlfriends, unless they don't like the guy.

C.A.P.s usually have a few designated sports they enjoy playing. But also, if they dislike their team. They try to be the worst play on the team to annoy them until put onto a team they like.

"She is such a C.A.P !"

"C.A.P.s are perfect."

by tumblrismylifeguuys January 19, 2013

C.A.K.E.

C.A.K.E. Means to Cuddle And Kiss Ect.

Andrew has only C.A.K.E. friends.

by OrgyGlowstix August 22, 2008