crock racks

What you call crack rocks when you're super wasted and trying to buy some

Drunk Guy: "Hey man, you got some crock racks?"
Dealer: "Is you hammered?"
Drunk Guy: "Nah man, I only had a couple drinks" *falls over

crock racks by poopthatcorn October 11, 2016

Sunday Crock Potting 

The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.

What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.

George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.

Sunday Crock Potting by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

Upside down crockpot 

When you eat her out while she is doing a hand stand

Man I gave Becky a upside down crockpot last night

Upside down crockpot by Blobby best May 18, 2019

crock-shits 

A lot, loads, lots.

I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.

crock-shits by Cydne Washington December 26, 2008

Petty Crocker 

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty

“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.

Petty Crocker by Jade silver November 23, 2018

crocked cock 

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

crocked cock by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

Tubbs and Crockett

Cocaine.

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?

Tubbs and Crockett by Yabels September 10, 2010