Buttruck

A clean version of "buttfuck", used around teachers to avoid getting in trouble

dang... let's go buttruck him for saying that about us

by mwong16 May 17, 2011

buttlick

An insult. Closely related to butthead or butt sniffer or shithead. This word has a very general use. See also Sackbate, scroteface, nadlick, fuckbate, shitlick, fucklick, and fuckbate.

Dad, I'm going to take the fucking trash out you buttlick.

by Steve January 30, 2004

buttsick

Complaining; fretful; cranky. Having or revealing feelings of whininess, irritability, disappointment, or arrogance. Attitude of dissatisfaction or sickness, commonly attributed to over-consumption of alcohol.

Why are you so buttsick?

by jacko_jackson February 23, 2014

Buttpicker

An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.

Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.

Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.

Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”

Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”

by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019

buttrock

Term, often used disparagingly, that refers to a type of rock music popular during the 1980s and early 1990s typified by band members (predominantly male) who wore makeup and tight leather or spandex pants, and used gratuitous amounts of hairspray in their overzealous 'dos. Responsible for the "power ballad" and music that promotes depravity and glorifies cheap, meaningless sex.

Winger fan: Dude, Kip Winger is the King of Buttrock.
Motley Crue fan: Go fuck yourself, there is no buttrock without the Crue!
Slayer fan: Your both fucking retarded. Buttrock sucks buffalo cock.

by BigBootyHo July 12, 2007

buttlick

Funny word used in the movie 'Anger Management' by the kid that gives wedgies.

How do you like me now buttlick?

by asswipe September 26, 2003

buttickle

its when you need to be so you tickle you butt to go

man i couldnt be so i had to pull a buttickle

by Danny Sway April 11, 2005