Buttock

the singular form of buttocks.
one butt cheek

"Wow, thats one nice buttock you have there."

by Tomanda February 18, 2003

buttock juice

When taking a shit,it hits the water,and splashes up right on your hole and gives you a tingley feeling for a brief second

" Don said he just took a shit,and got some buttock juice for his efforts "

by kahuna66 May 10, 2009

Buttlickers

The word that got Peter Griffin into the spelling-bee because his 3rd grade teacher was impressed by the fact he spelt a 3 syllable word even though he didn't do his homework.

"Homework is for buttlickers"

by Drift_91 December 1, 2009

Buttlicka

Someone who licks the anus of another. Or a person of such low credit to the human race their only conceivable purpose on earth is to lick ass.

The only human being on earth who takes Mick seriously, is Mick. What a buttlicka !

by Jewboy Dave March 22, 2008

Buttock Idiot

A squint eyed fool that thinks he's a musician and an artist but isn't either of those things

Father: Did you enjoy that music?

Son: No, he's a buttock idiot

by skydivingasswolf August 29, 2022

deceased buttocks

Deceased buttocks is slang for “seriously.” That is, no kidding, for real, we’re deceased buttocks not lying to you.

Note that it’s often used in more professional settings rather than the similar slang “deadass”

Deceased buttocks, straight facts sir

by Rushuponme March 22, 2023

buttockracy

n. A system of government in which the voters continue to elect representatives who do all their thinking with their posteriors.

"In the last 10 years, this country has become more and more a buttockracy."

by KirbyP March 23, 2006