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Buttchucker

- noun

Buttchuckers (or Buttstompers) are ranked with snot rockets, loogies, and dog owners who are derelict in their pooper scooper duties.

Buttchuckers throw their cigarettes out the window while driving because they are too lazy to clean the ashtray conveniently provided in their vehicles. Buttchuckers flick the fag worldwide making Earth a nastier place for us all (except in Singapore where such abuses are illegal, including “chewing-gum chucking”).

Antonym: Friends of Smokey Bear
Ah man, Buttchuckers have been here. I thought the beach would be sandy, but it's 50% cigarette butts!
by ConcealedID July 17, 2009
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Butterfuck

Somebody who is either a complete dumbass, or someone who uses butter as lube.
Person A: 2+2=22
Person B: You are a complete butterfuck
by Wrath of Reddit October 16, 2017
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buttercock

A sculpture of a phallus made entirely out of butter or, if need be, a butter substitute.
Person 1: Yo man! Check out my buttercock!

Person 2: Pretty sweet dude. Wanna have some toast later?
by WhyWeEat December 4, 2007
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Buttercock

A buttercock: a person, website or object people constantly use but get mad at when something goes wrong on their behalf. Like using a cock made of butter, self lubricating but when it breaks you blame it instead of yourself for choosing to use it
P1: "why did you send a link with that Wikipedia page."
P2: "it was Wikipedia's fault."
P1: "Bit of a buttercock then."
by SapphireWuffy March 2, 2017
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buttchuck

The ultimate insult you could bestow upon anyone who talks bullshit all the time. as a double whammy this word also means the explosive matter that could come out of the ass at such great speeds that it seems like your arse has been out drinkin to much last night.
Example 1;

Person 1: So I saved the entire population of Ireland with a string and a folk!

Person 2: Bullshit you did you buttchuck!

Example 2;
Man I had the biggest buttchuckin session last night!
by Edens Shadow January 16, 2008
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butterfuck

to fuck somebody ugly in the ass with a stick of butter
dude im so drunk i'd butterfuck that fat dyke.
by rockin weasle June 8, 2007
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Butterpuck

A hockey player who continuously fans on shots or loses control of the puck. Comparable to butterfingers
Marc-Andre Bergeron

"Wow, look at that butterpuck! He totally just lost control of the puck for no reason!"
by littleone22 November 6, 2007
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