Butterfinger

To lube your finger up with butter and then insert into the rectum of another individual.

I'd like to butterfinger her!!!!!

by The Lord of the Butterfinger June 29, 2007

Butterfinger

The preferred food of hentai-wanking Santa Claus look-alikes who put on fake British accents and want everyone to think they're cool.

Andy: All hail Dictator-for-Life Santa!

Me: Fuck off and die.

Andy: I'd *rother* eat this Butterfinger while I watch this Sailor Moon tape I borrowed from the substitute!

Me: I really did not need to know that.

Andy: But it made me cool, right? Oh, I injured myself somehow!

by Anarchist October 22, 2003

Butterfinger

The sexual act of spreading butter all over your penis and having another guy suck on it.

Man: would you like a butterfinger?
Boy: sure, what kind?
Man: it's in my pants.
Boy: ewwwwwwww

see Homosexual
also see Pedophile

by BR 4Shot August 28, 2010

Butterfingers

When you go from a girls ass to her hand

Sarah had butterfingers after she was done with her boyfriend

by ryjak October 2, 2008

Butterfinger

When one person sticks his/her finger up another person's butt in an awkard situation.

I was trying to order my ice cream when Hood gave me a "butterfinger"!

by Gadman July 11, 2009

butterfingered

when a guy fingers you with a butterfinger candy bar

me girlfriend totally broke up with me because i butterfingered her at that party

by you dont need to no my name December 18, 2012

Jersey Butterfinger

a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.

Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”

Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”

Guy 1: "word"

by matt5000 June 2, 2010