buttcracker

a total asshole/ a word that i came up with when i was little bc i couldn't say the real thing.

You buttcracker!!

You're such a buttcracker.

by The BusDriver June 6, 2014

buttcracne

That annoying strip of pimples down the sweaty crevice between one's buns.

1) I have some intense buttcracne.
2) My buttcracne itches.
3) I thought she was hot until I saw her buttcracne.

by Gitsuhl Yourackaz June 13, 2014

jerry lewis' buttcrack

a slab of mold in between two buns - otherwise known as a poor man's peanut butter sandwich.

When I lived on the streets a few years ago, i lived off of jerry lewis' buttcrack.

by Joeyouknow March 27, 2011

buttcrack buddies

Men who wear their swim trunks so low that you can see the crack of their ass. They travel in packs, and common activities include surfing, trying to get laid, and smoking pot. Indigenous to Manuel Antonio Beach in Costa Rica.

Crikey! We have just spotted the native buttcrack buddies of Costa Rica! Look at those magnificent ass cracks!

by Tica July 27, 2006

Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack

A person of low intellect, low or no personality or one who, no matter how hard they try, can't touch anything or undertake any task without it turning into poop but still thinks they are the bomb.

"There goes Tom"
"yeah, he's the Grand high pubah of the upper buttcrack."

by Agent472007 April 25, 2010

buttcracking hot

a typical summer day when the heat is un bearable.

marc stepped out of the pub and exclaimed geezus what a buttcracking hot day it is!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

Horizontal Buttcrack

A totally regular and very common butt crack, like mine

Can you believe that there's people out there that have vertical butt cracks? Not normal completely common horizontal buttcracks like yours and mine.

by nonvertical September 5, 2018