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buttclucker

Someone who talks out his or her ass
When someone tells you something just so you will leave them alone, they are a buttclucker
by big b7177 April 20, 2014
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Buttcrush

A type of activity in wich a person (majorly female) sits in an object (mostly cake) for sexual pleasure.

It's also considered a type of pornography.
My Cat Started Having An ButtCrush on My Cookie!
by MayDayMeh July 23, 2018
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butthoused

Adjective meaning "extremely high on ganja", as in baked, stoned, or fucked up; it was coined by Berkeley High School students in 2001. Alludes to the fact that a pothead will tend to sit on his butt and never leave the house.
Alice: So how was the party last night?

Betty: Shit, I don't know. I got so butthoused on tequila and blunts that I couldn't even see straight. I woke up in a pool of my own vomit.
by conculcate September 14, 2005
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Buttlube

a tottal jerkoff, something to guys use, sold at buttmart
he is a tottal buttlube
by slade12 October 27, 2007
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buttlust

Used in reference to a gay guy or a really gay act.
Brian- "Hey I think you really should avoid Austin over there."

Matt- "Why"

Brian- "Beacuse I think he's developing a buttlust for you"
by consuela la plata January 3, 2008
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butchused

(Contraction of "But you said") (pro. "but-choo-sed," emphasis on second syllable)

An exclamatory statement that is meant to pass blame from one party to another; the party that issues the statement invariably is "in the wrong," as the misinformation is always caused by that party either not paying attention to what was actually said or subconsciously distorting what was said into what they wanted to hear.
Instructor: "Ok ladies and gentlemen, don't forget about the test Monday morning."
Learner: "Butchused(!) we weren't having the test!"
Instructor: "No... I said we weren't having the test this week. It was pushed to Monday."

Father: "Ok kids, lets hop in the car and head home."
Child: "Butchused(!) we would go get ice cream!"
Father: "I said we would get ice cream if everyone finished their chores. You didn't do any of them."
by Clint C. August 9, 2007
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buttplugery

The act of screwing with someone so hard, you can feel the anal sphincter in a bit of pain, like you just shoved a butt plug in their anus.
Holy crap, that douchenozzle is up to his buttplugery again!
by rabidmonkey September 25, 2013
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