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Lamp Street Buttfuckers

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!
"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"
by Samsonite017 August 14, 2009
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Buttfucker

a gay guy, because they fuck each other's butts
Connor is such a buttfucker, He fucked his gay friend Karl!
by bitchy October 12, 2003
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buttfuckerscumshot

Not a phrase but a word i made up, no spaces it has to be said in one unrecognizable slur. generally referring to assholes and or douche nuggets. At this point in the definition it may want to be noted that you may be one of these people...... just a warning.
Billy stop being a buttfuckerscumshot and give me a ride.
by cum inside September 26, 2009
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phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.
"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."
by Jacques Asse February 20, 2009
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butt-fuckery bullshit

A term used to describe something strange or irregular, particularly regarding suspected sexual activities.
Person 1 hears a clapping noise in the next room
Person 1 to Person 2: “Just what type of butt-fuckery bullshit were you doing in there?”
Person 2: “…”
by person 9 June 1, 2021
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buttfuckaroo

when one male puts his penis in another mans asshole, but the man getting buttfucked is also buttfucking another male
buh those homeless men in that buttfuckaroo look so sweaty
by mokebuh March 17, 2017
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Bullfuckery

To describe somthing that is bullshit yet fuckery aswell and it's fun to say
That teacher is absolute bullfuckery
by Everyotherusernameisinuse October 3, 2018
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