bush doof

A 'Bush Doof'' is an event where hippies and just down right cook heads head into a random bush and listen to non stop trance for days on end. Copious amounts of drugs are consumed and people essentially doof in the bush. For something to be defined as a bush doof 50 or more people have to be present listening to doof music together while the sun rises.

Hey John how sick was that party in the bush last night, I didnt know any of those trance songs.
John: Thats what I call a bush doof Johnny.

by Maghetti February 4, 2014

Bush Derangement Syndrome

The irrational belief, despite all factual evidence to the contrary, that President George W. Bush has been truthful and successful in the execution of his policies, and that his actions are in the best interests of the United States.

That Iraq had developed weapons of mass destruction; that Iraq supported Al Qaeda; that the invastion of Iraq has made America and the world safer from terrorism; that his tax cuts help the middle class.

by jmeckler November 6, 2004

George Bush doesn't care about black people

While Bush probably cares the least for blacks, the truth is George Bush dosent care about most people.

Kanye: George Bush doesn't care about black people
crew: no shit but you cant say that on the air.

by Tdowns September 8, 2007

George Bush does not care about black people.

Kanye West appeared on a telethon with Mike Myers to raise money for Katrina Relief. After Mike Myers explained that New Orleans was covered with 25 feet of water and was perhaps permanently damaged, West responded off-script with "George Bush does not care about black people."

Helpless people were left stranded by FEMA in the Superdome after Katrina because George Bush does not care about black people.

In his defense, George Bush doesnt really care about white people either...

by kcitsleipztirf August 26, 2009

Bush Dick

When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.

Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.

Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.

by BushDick January 19, 2018

bush-dodger

Slang for a paedophile.

"Aye ya shouldn't go near that Jimmy bloke, he's a bush-dodger!"

by aceofwales September 9, 2020

Bush Doof

Aussie name given to music festivals that take place in a rural, forest or bush location where music of the psy trance an techno genre are played for 2 to 4 days straight. These events are attended by hippies, gypsies and all manor of drug loving people. Is essentially a drug bender in the bush. A large percentage of those in attendance only use there tents to consume ridiculous amount of drugs and then go for a long walk around the festival with no real purpose or destination just because they're fucked and need to do something. Most that get amongst the stages an dance to the music tend to not be seen again for hours. Common drugs found at a bush doof include, but are not limited too: GHB, Meth, ecstasy, LSD, Weed, Ketamine & Speed.

1 -"Did you go to that bush doof over the weekend?"

2 - "Heard the bush doof was off its titts, i should of gone!"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015