Dodging more than one object (almost like you are dodging two shoes) and not getting hurt.
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Rick, Joe, and Bob were playing dodge ball and the other team only had one player left, Steve, who they had been trying to hit out for about 10 minutes but Steve had extreme George Bush Dodging skills and would not get hit out.
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Rick: DAMN IT STEVE!!
Bob: Omg! George Bush Dodge :|
Joe: I KNOW! Steve has the dodging skills of George Bush!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!