bum sex

the act of taking somone up the bum.
or
the act of getting taken up the bum.

bornbad loves her bum sex!

by n00b March 31, 2003

sweaty bum sex

An engagement or sexual act with a friend where you both rub bums together after a long hard stressful game of fortnite!

Friend1: brad I can’t believe we lost that game shall we make up for it

Friend2: Chad id sure love to give you sweaty bum sex after that loss

by Sweaty creator May 24, 2018

buysexual

Someone who gets turned on by, or derives sexual pleasure from, shopping, or being taken shopping.

(1) Taneequah: Yo, Shaneequah ain't gettin' none, so she went out to the mall and picked up 23 new outfits and a X-Box.

Sharonda: You trippin'. That bitch be buysexual all up in herrrrrrre.

(2) Chad: I say, I do believe Edward took Muffy out shopping for jewelry this past week-end, at the conclusion of which, she did give up the booty.

Sheldon: Mmm, QUITE the buysexual, wouldn't you say?

by President Warren G. Harding December 20, 2009

bum sex

putting someones willy up another ones bum hole. thus bum sex. (anal penetration). WARNING! EXTREME PAIN!

Anna strapped on a dildo and gave Cassie bum sex.

by BumSexy April 7, 2005

Bumsen Burner

A brief but impressive flame of burning methane gas which is created by igniting a fart.

Mickey nearly caused a riot down at the curry house last night when he burnt one off. "hey lads, hows this for a bumsen burner?" he exclaimed, lighter in hand.

by monty3945 February 7, 2013

willy bum sex

An altogether more accurate term for 'bum sex', as there are actually willies involved in it, as these authors well know. It also undergoes frequent use as a rudey exclamation of horror, when something very bad or irritating happens.

'Rachel likes to have willy bum sex with boys.'
'Kate has willy bum sex five times a day.'
'OH WILLY BUM SEX, i forgot the biscuits :('

by Peachaaaay April 9, 2009

cheeky bum sex

Also known as pears it is what cheeky people do in their cheeky spare time.

'I love pears!'

Translation: 'I love cheeky bum sex!'

'I had great cheeky bum sex with your mother last night.'

by cheekyalyx June 30, 2021