Someone with extreme country grammar usually can be found on the boarder of the United States, a case more common among females being currently listed as a chronic disease of southern awkwardness.
by BumpkinGirl2 March 11, 2018
by brad December 17, 2004
1)A dirty stinkwrinkle. see also blumpkin
2)A term of endearment used to express a women's love for her man. This term is belived to have originated from a beautiful lady who resides in the Logan Square area of Chicago.
2)A term of endearment used to express a women's love for her man. This term is belived to have originated from a beautiful lady who resides in the Logan Square area of Chicago.
by Johnny M Doe April 07, 2008
A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.
by CatDog122 June 18, 2017
Generally a female from the cuntry called with a cuntry sounding name such as Sheree or something similar
by In your hole cuntry February 17, 2017
It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.
Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.
by Charlie T. November 02, 2009
by ClownBoy June 20, 2006