the moose has left the building

The term is a neologism. It was a joke 'Internet term' which was first used by "Friday Night Cranks" and has since been (rarely) used by fans of the show. It was supposed to be a common "figure of speech" used on Myspace (as told on the show) and was meant be mean, "Where do you live?" when stated. Similar to an euphemism.

The term "can I take a bite out of your taco?" was also created by Friday Night Cranks at the same time this one was.

Bob: The moose has left the building
Bobbette: Canada

the moose has left the building by Eidokin November 27, 2009

coeur d'alene building department

A lot like big-city building department, but way more restrictive and difficult. Getting a permit through the building department is harder than going to Wal-Mart and not picking up any junk food. The time it takes to get plans through the building department is slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I went to the Coeur d'Alene building department this morning, and then I decided to improve my day by plucking my eyeballs out.

coeur d'alene building department by 4567sadsf February 23, 2017

secure the building 

A term used by all three elements of a military force. The definition is different for each.

Navy: Make sure the building is tidy, and locked up before leaving.
Army: Take an enemy controlled building with force.
Air Force: Sign a three year lease with option to buy.

Army guy: Alright, we've got to secure the building!
Navy guy: Make sure you have the keys before we lock it.
Air Force guy: Where do I sign?

secure the building by ggfgt November 29, 2007

building 

a big ass structure that you live in or work at.

"that is one big ass fucking building!"

building by facechild November 19, 2003

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. 

What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!

"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building. by SpeedyG877 November 23, 2020

building cock

the art of raising a penis into a hard on

can be used like building my cock or whatever

this girl has been building cock all night.

I was sitting there with my roomate's chick, then all the sudden she started building on my cock. So I built it up in her.

building cock by Crunchyness May 21, 2007

Building Seven 

When a seemingly related incident occurs for no related reason. When foul play is quite obvious yet it is allowed to be swept under the rug. When the seventh domino falls down before the third, fourth, fifth and sixth domino have yet to be pushed.

He came out of nowhere like building seven.

Building Seven by Krimp September 15, 2010