Buffet shit

A generally large shit taken after eating at a buffet (old country, Chinese, etc.) It usually happens with 15-120 minutes after eating. Usually relaxing and can sometimes end your stomach ache

Guy 1. "that buffet was mad good man."

Guy 2. "Na man the Buffet Shit was way better, I feel amazing

by Kaz1510 March 30, 2010

Buffer Boy

The man you use to divert your attention to avoid getting too smitten by the guy you really like.

Marie was crushing on Rob hard but, fortunately, she had quite a few buffer boys she had met on Snatch.com, as well as the mystery man she met at the market last night.

by Marie16 May 23, 2011

BUFFET BUTT

A Large protruding ass that could be used to serve multiple dishes of food family sytle.

You could have fed the Kennedy clan off of her buffet butt!

by ginninski January 30, 2008

bufferting

The day between Monday and Tuesday.

Happy bufferting to you.

by BNOOMZ December 7, 2018

Beggars' Buffet

The section of a supermarket that sells all of the reduced items, Typically the food is close to it's sell by date and is price marked with a yellow label.

Captain Birdseye headed down to Tesco to see what reduced goodies he could find on the Beggars' Buffet.

by Sam Buca June 14, 2009

STD Buffet

Fuck 10 bitches each with a different STD. Then you jump off a bridge dick first.

Q: Any plans for the weekend?
A: Yeh gonna have an STD Buffet, you?

by Batty4Life February 1, 2019

arizona buffet

The large spread of personal firearms people in Arizona take to the desert for a fun weekend of plinking. The buffet is typically varied and covers one or more picnic tables. The people attending the buffet will usually bring all or most of their guns and allow everyone in the group to take turns firing them.

Arizonan to an out-of-state visitor: " I'm taking you to the Arizona buffet this weekend. Bring some ear protection."

"What are you gonna do this weekend?"
"Going to the Arizona buffet with some work buddies."

by SaltyTeerz August 18, 2019