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the budge way

A sexual experience/encounter of such an unbelievably intense magnitude that you cannot even comprehend it. No one has ever survived being shown the budge way except the budge himself, even the spectators are put in a persistent vegetative state just by seeing it.

because of the lack of evidence, most people believe that the budge way is a thing of legend. Others say "budge is love, budge is life". The budges rape face alone can make a bear instantly lose its virginity. some have claimed that the budge is omnipresent, others say he is only were he needs to be.....

some people have tried worshipping the budge, with the hope he will reveal to them the secrets of the budge way. Within 3 days of converting to budgelam they go missing. There have been claims that people have seen the budge fly out their window during the night, with one of his new victims. One man said he had the body of a dragon and three rabbit heads, others said he had the body of a sparrow and the head of a zebra.
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(what someone says after experiencing the budge way)
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(what someone says after witnessing the budge way)
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(what the budge thinks while performing the budge way)

id go into detail on what happens when you are shown the budge way, but im afraid there are no countries in the world were that would be legal, as i would be charged with multiple accounts of manslaughter.
by THE BUDGE April 17, 2014
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Valve Budge

Bro I’m packing a valve budge
by Billythebob jones March 22, 2022
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Simon Budge

Simon bowls pumpkins he licks aiden angs boody, he says he made 100 but it was in t20 blast. he Usually looks like my dogs food and eats grass for knowledge. He has a bbc and yet he looks like aiden angs snot.
by anonymous September 9, 2021
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fudge won't budge

I'm afraid I can't come in to work today, my fudge won't budge.
by Capncawkslap December 11, 2019
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bed budge

The nudging or budging of erogenous zones while in a reclined position instigating an erotic or sexual moment.
"After hooking up with Megan we fell asleep and the next morning I woke up with a hard on so I bed budged her while we spooned and we ended up doing it again. After that we took a shower and fucked again. Awesome!"
by JelloShots Irene's Greenpoint September 7, 2013
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fuck budge

The amount of money one allocates for the acquisition of sex.
Last night sucked - I blew my fuck budget, and didn't even get laid.
by jm2011 October 27, 2015
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Connor Budge

Connor is basically a stick insect. They often are around lingering in chip shops for half their life and spend the rest of their time on fortnite. They typically have peanut shaped features to them but if you crack the nut or eat it you may become a sweat at fortnite at a deadly rate. He has a John Wick skin but do not be fooled as it was all purchased. Connor Budges are the worst people going. Tiny dick.
Connor Budge - "Omg, did you see that ? Connor 'Tiny dick' Budge is on fortnite.
by TruthSpeaker6969 May 27, 2018
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