voting for buchanan

Masturbating. After James Buchanan, Jr., America's only bachelor president.

Mom to College Age Son Still Living at Home: "Son, are you supporting Obama or McCain?"
Son: "Neither, Mama. I'm voting for Buchanan this year. Like last year, and next year."
Mom: "Oh honey, you're so well informed!"
Son: "Well, I'm going up to my room. Don't call me for dinner, either."
Mom: "Perhaps I'll be voting for Buchanan, too!"
Son: "Whatever."

by Jack Mehoff, II August 10, 2008

Pat Buchanan

Guy who once said that the US should take over parts of Canada to get more white citizens. Quit the Republican Party in 2000, GW Bush got down on his knees and asked him real nicely to stay.

Patrick J Buchanan, commander in chief of the Buchanan Brigades.

by aleks June 10, 2004

Buchanan

to accidentally cum in your own mouth while being jerked off or while jerking yourself off

I was having a pretty good day until I buchananed myself and threw up.

by Deeaz October 18, 2010

James Buchanan

The worst president in American history, bar none. Yes, worse than him. And him. And him.

James Buchanan's presidency was a dumpster fire that no president should ever be able to top.

by bruh17777 May 5, 2021

The Buchanan

Eating a sandwich while having sex with a girl.

"Dude, I just did the Buchanan this chick and a meatball sub!"

by Scolo :) January 22, 2009

grant buchanan

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"that man is such a grant buchanan"

by fuck youjnkonkjnjioijhnjiojnpk September 1, 2013

Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan

Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan is an American saint of the Freeventist religion, originally a soldier who in the heat of battle divided his cloak in front of a nun and many of the heathen warriors who were charging against him to reveal his tiny dagger, it is said that Bo Sinn appeared to bestow the power of seven days free upon his dagger, and ever since that day he pledged his life to the Freeventist faith, never to speak to a fronthole again.

Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan gave me seven days free, I must spread this salvation to all my fellow bowlthren!

by Rapture1690 June 17, 2023