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Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan is an American saint of the Freeventist religion, originally a soldier who in the heat of battle divided his cloak in front of a nun and many of the heathen warriors who were charging against him to reveal his tiny dagger, it is said that Bo Sinn appeared to bestow the power of seven days free upon his dagger, and ever since that day he pledged his life to the Freeventist faith, never to speak to a fronthole again.
Saint Martin Anthony Buchanan gave me seven days free, I must spread this salvation to all my fellow bowlthren!
by Rapture1690 June 17, 2023
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