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Gary Busey Scale Of Ugliness

A scale by which ugliness of an object is rated and can be used to compare the ugliness of two objects.
Internet pirate Maddox frequently uses this scale as a way of determining ugliness.
On the scale, a rating of 0 means least ugly, and a rating of Gary Busey means obnoxiously ugly.
For example, CNN's news anchor Rudi Bakhtiar would get a rating of 0 because she's super fine and a mere glance would result in nothing short of a medium-sized boner and a violent tossing session (despite the fact that she can't pronounce "Saddam")
Guy 1: "Man, that chicks at least an 8"
Guy 2: "WOOF!"
by Bert Bert August 8, 2005
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The Buey

A Bad ass Buick Lasabre that is capable of just about everything. In The Buey, You can do 360's, Bottom it out on The Roller Coaster, and Hit 80 on back roads. Though This Buey may not look amazing. It is still and always will be a Vagina Magnet/ Sex Machine.
Damn, Did you see Casey Jump The Buey?
Gage bottomed out The Buey on The Roller Coaster.
Tyler is known as The Buey Whisperer.

I want to have sex With The Buey.
by The Buick Lasabre May 16, 2011
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Pulling a Busey

to get thrown against anything numerous times, including walls, cabinets, mirrors or just thrown over a couch.
Gary Busey has been thrown 3 whole times into various things by a werewolf in the movie Silver Bullet, therefore if something like this happens to you, you automatically qualify in pulling a Busey.
by illnevertell September 22, 2005
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bugeyes

When you pull out your nutsac, squeez it so your nuts bulge, BUGEYES!
My friend ran around the mall doing bugeyes at people
by ILackslax January 6, 2004
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Buseyed

Pronounced "Busey"ed. Derived from the relationship between Gary Busey and Nick Nolte, also commonly referred to as "the poor man's syndrome". This is when the person who looks like the retarded you is suddenly cast into the limelight while you, after all your hard work, are left standing in their wake.
Phil: Wait a second, did your ex just flash your down syndrome brother?
Me: Dude, I just totally got buseyed.
by Lil' Freckles September 26, 2005
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busey

Engaged in so much high-stress, fast paced activity that one is going completely batshit nuts.
Kyle didn't show up for lunch today because he was extremely busey at work and was going insane.
by Mr_Shifty November 14, 2011
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Gary Busey

by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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