bspsi

abbreviation for bullshit per square inch. The United States usually outpaces the world in this category, especially so since Donald Trump discovered Twitter.

Message recently seen on t-shirt : Welcome To America. More bspsi Than Even North Korea. Just Wait - We're About To Start A War Over It.

by Virgin Suicides November 29, 2017

BSPOC

Bike Shaped Piece of Crap

that thing is not a bike it;s a BSPOC...

by wlexxx June 21, 2011

BSPM

Ball Slaps Per Minute - The speed at which the thrusts of sexual intercouse occur measured by the amount of times that the balls contact the clitoris, in the doggy style position, per minute. When in other sexual positions the BSPM count is based on the amount of time the balls make contact with female or male skin per second.

I was banging this girl the other night and when I reached 957 BSPM's my testicle exploded.

by hojanson December 19, 2008

BSPA

Booty smacking protection agency

Person 1: That girl needs some BSPA from her boyfriend

by flurrio June 7, 2020

bspgabmw

bae stop playing games and be my women

bspgabmw before i lose feelings for real

by DaBrat.. April 12, 2021

BSPAM-BOT

1. Brainwashed Stupid Politically Activated, Moron, and Robotic Thinkers
2. A political science Major taking any grievance studies class

3. Someone looking in the past for a villain to hold responsible for their emotional weaknesses.

4. A perpetually offended fragile Snowflake who is academically concluded.

Secretary: Hey, Boss you interviewed four candidates for the opening today. How did it go?
Boss: Not good every one of them fits a different definition of a BSPAM-BOT.

Secretary: There is an old veteran coming to interview tomorrow at 10;30am
Boss: call and tell him he is hired and to show up when the shift starts.

by Spiritual-Master February 23, 2022

BSPMccheese

a stupid moron that nobody likes

BSPMccheese, aka the toddler, gets mad at people for saying "Stop glitching."

by I WILL ACTUALLY DIE January 22, 2021