Martin Bryant

Killed 35 unsuspecting cunts in Tasmania, Australia on 28 April 1996 with:

a knife
AR15 assault rifle

User 1: Cho Seung-Hui's high score was awesome!

User 2: Martin Bryant.

User 1: LOL YOU GOT ME!

by zadkovich March 22, 2009

the Bryant Gumbel

A sexual position in which the female attempts to put both of the guys testicles in her mouth at the same time ( like two gum balls). Refered to on the movie The Change Up.

I hooked up with this chick and she tried to give me the Bryant Gumbel and it freaked me out.

by bwizzal March 11, 2013

Gianna Bryant

A beautiful girl who had great things coming for her. Unfortunately her life was cut short on January 26. She was the mabacita and a g.o.a.t in training before she passed. A great basketball player too. The daughter of Kobe and Vanessa Bryant, the younger sister to Natalia, and older sister to Capri and Binka Bella.

Him: Di you hear the news?
Her: Yeah, Kobe and Gianna Bryant died.

by babyyy_gurl_tati February 9, 2020

Brently G

An absolute fucking cosmic gigachad...biggest W there is. A charismatic fitness influencer who is one of the only genuine ones out there. Even though he is fat, he is working harder than almost everybody else.

The true definition of a sigma male.

Harry: Brently G is a chad
Nick: Fax

by m o n k e b a n a n a January 10, 2023

Aaron Bryant

The coolest kid ever.

Have you met Aaron Bryant?" "No! But, I hear he's the coolest kid ever!

by brash123 August 11, 2010

Dez Bryant

Leaving an event or obligation before its scheduled ending time in a brazen manner. Defined due to Dez Bryant walking off the field with 1:21 left in Dallas Cowboys loss to the Green Bay Packers on December 15, 2013.

"I know the movie isn't over, but I'm going to Dez Bryant out of here before Marvin gets shot in the face."

"I have a 3:20 tee time. Do you mind, boss, if I Dez Bryant for the rest of the afternoon?"

"This date is going horrible. I'm going to Dez Bryant and drop you off at home. Later!"

"I feel hungover, so I will show up for a little bit, then Dez Bryant."

by Chemlab_Anetheron December 17, 2013

Brentonium

Brent means: Hill, Mount, High Place, or Holy Place.
Brenton means: Flame, Fire, or Town of Fire.
Brentonium means: Mountain Fire, Fire on High, or Holy Fire.

Brentonium’s personality truly lives up to his name; he is an all-consuming mountain fire that burns with love and discernment; he is unwavering in his strength and unbending in the face of wickedness.

by Truth and Value September 18, 2022