Dez Bryant

Leaving an event or obligation before its scheduled ending time in a brazen manner. Defined due to Dez Bryant walking off the field with 1:21 left in Dallas Cowboys loss to the Green Bay Packers on December 15, 2013.

"I know the movie isn't over, but I'm going to Dez Bryant out of here before Marvin gets shot in the face."

"I have a 3:20 tee time. Do you mind, boss, if I Dez Bryant for the rest of the afternoon?"

"This date is going horrible. I'm going to Dez Bryant and drop you off at home. Later!"

"I feel hungover, so I will show up for a little bit, then Dez Bryant."

by Chemlab_Anetheron December 17, 2013

Springer gut

When your stomach is so obesely fat, you pretend that you are having a baby, and on Jerry Springer.

Imel is having a baby, you can tell by the size of his Springer gut.

by Chemlab_Anetheron December 30, 2003